Here on Everything’s Famtastic I’m always sharing my love of sewing and fun creative projects.. Like the last post with loads of ideas for easy Halloween home décor to make.
But, I ALSO love to have some laughs. What’s life without a bit of laughter, right?!?
That’s why, in honour of Halloween this October, I put together this list of 31 side-splittingly funny Halloween jokes for you.
You’ll find vampire jokes, ghost jokes, monster jokes and plenty of surprises too.
And yes, they are also suitable for the kids to cackle along with you. 😂
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Why only 31 jokes? Halloween. October 31st. Get it? Get it?!? 😅
It’s time to kick back with the family and tickle your funny bones with this brilliant batch of hair-raising (well, not really! They’re not actually scary!) Halloween jokes.
Tickle Your Funny Bone with these Hilarious Halloween Jokes
What goes around a haunted house and never ends?
A fence.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to go with.
Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them.
What’s a ghost’s favourite dessert?
I scream.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
What is a witch’s favourite subject at school?
Spelling.
What do you call a chicken that haunts your house?
A poultrygeist.
How do French skeletons say hello?
Bone-jour.
What do you call a wolf that knows what’s happening?
Awarewolf!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
How are vampires like false teeth?
They both come out at night.
What’s the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which.
What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
Wrap!
What does a zombie call his parents?
Mummy and Deady.
Why do vampires have a hard time making friends?
Because they’re a pain in the neck.
What is a zombie’s favourite snack?
Finger food.
Why do zombies never eat comedians?
Because they taste funny.
On what day do monsters eat people?
Chewsday!
What is a baby ghost’s favourite game to play on Halloween?
Peek-a-boo.
What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts?
A Pharaoh Roche.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
A night-mare.
Why didn’t the skeleton ride the rollercoaster?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaains!
What’s a monster’s favourite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
Broommates
Why did the ghost quit studying?
Because he was too ghoul for school.
What do you call a skeleton who never does his chores?
Lazy bones.
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
And because I just can’t help myself, one last bonus Halloween joke to get you into the spooky spirit.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Woo-hoo it’s finally Halloween!
Last but not least, if your kids still need Halloween costumes and the thought of paying store-bought prices gives you the shivers, why not consider a homemade costume? Start here for tons of fun Halloween costumes to DIY.
Now, which joke was your favourite? Have you got a different one you’d like to share with us in the comments below?
